This might be surprising if there were anything else to do in Nebraska.

It’s harder to justify cosplay with your taxpayer funded military equipment when looking for missing persons and rapists.

If it had taken weeks or months to find this car, I would be a little more sympathetic to the police.

Bet if she had been an attractive 20 year old white woman they would have looked way harder.

... “Police work is hard, and we’re real lazy”.

“Showed her his receipt.”

This is why you shred documents early and often, boys and girls. Once you are served a subpoena, it’s destroying evidence.

I cannot abide shredded coconut in any other application, but I will fuck a box of Samoas all the way up. Thin Mints would be the best of the rest, for me. I can’t remember the last time I had any other kind.

Man, where are all of the good guys with guns that Texans love to talk about whenever the subject of gun control comes up?  

Come again? A Texas dealership where all the workers didn’t pull out their Colt revolvers and pump him full of lead? Say whut?

Honestly I have never understood thin mints. Like yeah they’re fine but they’re not something I would eat a box of in a disgusting gorging session. meanwhile I would do that to Tagalongs, Toast-Yays, Lemonades, and Samoas without question and I likely will do that in the coming months.

Unnecessary. Goldfish are perfect as-is. (as-are?)

Depending on the victim and depending on the perpetrator. If the rapist had been a Black kid I doubt the judge would be so worried about having to impose the mandatory minimum. 

I don’t know if “simp” is the right word, but no one should be giving Trump airtime. You can’t ask the “tough questions” when you’re dealing with someone who is incapable of telling the truth.

He’s been lying since Vietnam War; why would he stop, now?

You would think that someone would have told Trump that his ‘all the people’ and ‘many people’ and ‘tons of people’ he frequently mentions backing up his bullshit is known to literally everyone as a bat-signal beacon that spells out ‘No one is saying this and I’m am lying’ by now.

That’s not true. Early G4 was (by 2000s standards) pretty tame and generally good (if low budget) quality that was way ahead of it’s time. It was not flawless, but absolutely nothing from the era is. It (and by extension it’s audience) did not become a cesspool until the later years when they kept desperately trying…

Irony apparently *is* dead.

If your gut reaction to this is to get defensive (like many people in the twitter replies) then it might be time to start examining your personal bias.