That model has pretty regular size boobs imo. So do you. At least you can buy bras from places like Lane Bryant and I think Torrid. I can buy ONE bra. ONE. Two if I want underwire (FUCK NO). That’s it. I will trade you in a second to have H cups. I have M cups. M as in motherfucking mountain size wtf is this shit omg…

Honey, oh honey, she’s wearing a 38 E I’m thinking. I’m so sorry Fenty did you dirty teasing the inclusiveness. Your problem (and mine) is the smaller mediumish band size but the honking cups. The cups that when a child wears them on their head they don’t look like cute giant ears but a 2nd and 3rd head. I bought a…

I stand by my atheist beliefs just a little bit stronger now.

“I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that ass.’”

“Jay says the pair met on Christian Mingle in an interview with No Jumper in March and comments on the possibility of having a baby. “I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that…

I’m just going to leave this here.

I am such an old. I heard them say *NSYNC was getting a star on the walk of fame, and thought they said INXS !

I’ll go ahead and be That Nerdy Person and point out that Liv Tyler played Arwen the Elven princess (or I guess 3/4 elven, or like “mostly elven but also a teeny bit human plus a dash of Maiar”), and I thought she was good? However, I HATED Miranda Otto as Eowyn the shieldmaiden of Rohan / Karl Urban’s sister, and…

I don’t care what the kids are saying. The past tense of “slay” is “slew,” not “slayed,” and the participle is “slain.”

Not even close. Compared to Dolly, Kitty, Patsy, Loretta, etc., she’s basically a different species.

Diversity in country music?

Yes, if there’s anything country music is known for, it’s diversity.

“spotlight the traditions, songs and themes of specific country genres,”

Your mom was a smart woman. I cheated on my husband. He cheated on me for years. He was a narcissistic abuser, and I thought I needed the distraction and a few moments of happiness where I could find them. What I didn’t count on was that I’d finally leave him, and when I did, I lost the moral high ground. Sure, he was…

True. Take away the fame and the high-dollar haircuts and makeup and you’ve got pretty much the same behavior you see in my tacky-ass midwestern hometown. Swap out “country/pop music stars” for insurance agents and doctors’ office secretaries. Maybe throw in a high school football coach for a little celebrity veneer.

Yep. My kids’ dad was totally this. Living with another woman and still trying to keep tabs on my every move and threatening me every few weeks or so to keep shit lively. Even with a restraining order and the threat of dragging the neighbor to court to make the man and his gal pal move and there he was acting like…

And wasn’t Blake Shelton also married when he started dating Miranda too? What’s this bullshit about karma, son?

You know, it is weird that Blake can be divorced this long, be deep into another relationship, and still have his nose so far in Miranda’s sexual business. I know guys like this and I’ll tell you this much—if Blake wasn’t famous, he’d probably have a restraining order on him by now. Dudes who won’t let go are scary…

Uh excuse me, there is only one person on this planet who can be referred to simply as “Kylie” and she most certainly has nothing to do with and Kardashian/Jenner douchery.

Man, I’m getting old. I thought you meant Kylie Minogue.