roughly the top 5% of human fitness and appearance

Yes, nothing fills me with joy and contentment like knowing the partner who professes to love me would rather bang a nonhuman machine.

I was all I FEEL YA, ROBOT LADY.

We already know it’s not. I’ve seen people suggest that the scarcity will give women more power and options, but except for the highly educated elite with the opportunity to leverage their situation, the opposite has been true. Women in China are increasingly being kidnapped by “bride brokers” who are paid by…

Dude, guys aren’t gonna hide it. That robot will need to be cleaned. What, do you think the men will do that for themselves?! Men don’t pull their own weight with housework as it is!

Wait, how are racist whackjobs the fault of sexual frustration?

Whatever happens, it probably won’t be good for women...

The USSR had a huge surplus of women post-WWII and the women there somehow managed to survive without trafficking men from other countries.  

The only upside I can see is that the robot’s feelings won’t get hurt and the robot won’t get messy about it...

a secret sex robot will be a little harder to manage, since i’d expect a semi-intelligent humanoid robot would probably cost in the ballpark of a low-end car

To quote Flight of the Conchords, you gotta create some lady space.

But that outlet is no longer viable between nuclear powers.

It’s telling how just the title “Too Many Men” is foreboding. The brief “only rarely have sex” is a chilling omen in 4 words, a direct threat to the safety of millions of women.

the usual solution is war.

The solution is more tigers. More tigers, more tiger food.

Hell, I’m all for it. I reeeeeeally wanna see my husband get some strange. I prefer a non-robot because I don’t know that robots would give great head (yet) but I’ll accept one in the meantime because I am seriously desperate for this fantasy to play out.

that picture perfectly mirrored my face as I read this headline, the future truly is amazing

Krypton?

“manny”