Please, all the Trump men are on the bottom and make the women do all the work. We know this is true. Fucking entitled lazy assholes.

He and Vanessa had three kids when this happened. They had two more kids after; can someone explain this to me? I don’t have kids, so it’s impossible for me to wrap my brain around this right now. Aside from the whole, why did you marry such a scummy person in the first place? And I guess if you reconcile, there’s the…

All kidding aside, I’m working under the hypothesis that none of these creeps (the Trumps, that dumb governor of Missouri, the list goes on), know how to have sex properly. Like, they do missionary with their wives and try a mélange of porn watched with the volume off and 10 minutes of 50 Shades of Grey that they saw…

They’ve never known joy, that’s why. Only need and greed.

Ho is it possible that none of the male Trumps have learned to smile properly in a picture? The all force their faces into some goofy rictus that makes it look like they’ve just made an enormous dump in their pants

Don Jr. was worried that the article would reveal that he has a micropenis (It’s a hereditary condition.) His dick is so small, even escorts ask him if they could just cuddle.

I understand that we have to talk about these people. But could we stop mentioning their dicks? And thus forcing me to think about their dicks directly after breakfast. Please and thank you.

When all this is over I hope Sarah Huckster Sanders is unemployable forever.

Truly, is there anything more American than two mediocre white people failing up?

That last picture of Sanders and Bolton...I can’t.

Kudos to Troy Brisard and Kirk O’Quinn - the two coaches who came forward and let Klein know about the other coaches’ disgusting comments/plan.

When I played little league, we had a girl on our team who was absolutely better than all of the boys in the entire league. I remember the only thing I was pissed about was that she didn’t have to wear a cup.

They don’t see it because they don’t want to.

Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is still an asshole.

This isn’t about sanitising the past, it’s about looking at it wholistically. I find most people with a black white view of that situation have a very basic Wikipedia summary understanding of the circumstances.

You’re really rooting for Mueller who probably has Trey Gowdy’s nuts in a vise for his own dirty shenanigans during the Benghazi bullshit.

Eggggs- zactly. from the mouth of babes...

Destiny’s Child even half as bad as Destiny’s Child

Not yet. Jeets is not done f—king them.