Someone with no experience who has a cult of personality, has foisted several con men on the American public, and who believes that god talks to her is considering running for the highest political office in the country. What could possibly go wrong?

Because what America needs is more God in politics.

No fucking thank you.

I choose to interpret this as Oprah dragging Pence and his guanopsychotic ilk, because it pleases me.

(team pie)

I want Blanche and Dorothy’s getups to swan around my apartment in.

Literally the first thing that came to mind. And best show ever.

Needle artistically threaded, kudos

The real question is would you still eat the cheesecake if you knew it contained 1970s-era Soviet drugs.

Nasyrova was also reportedly wanted for the alleged murder of a woman in Russia and for “preying on” various New York City men. She is said to have been enjoying a “carefree” life in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn.

Someone must, so I will...

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

allegedly baked a cake

Just yesterday, Hicks testified to the House Intelligence Committee that her job working for Trump required her to tell “white” lies.

I am having such a hard time containing my outright glee at the events of the past 24 hours.

Of course he isn’t a psycho...

I’m sure she’ll finish dyeing her entire head blonde and stepping onto Fox’s The Five in the coming weeks.

I shudder to think what Trump tried to get her to do.

She’s 29? Why is it that nasty people always look a whole hell of a lot older. I pegged her for being at least 35 and maybe even 40.

Interesting to see how Trump responds over the medium term to losing one of his close confidantes.