I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

Murder actually has the lowest recidivism rate of any crime. It’s highly unlikely that this woman is going to kill again, or even park illegally. So what is the point of keeping her in prison then? Pure punishment for a 50 year old crime?

How does a fathers bad mouthing the mother hurt the child? 100% honest question I have a young child and I absolutely hate his mother.

Not a single roundhouse or bicycle kick?!

Thank you.

Just to pile in: he needs to get the fuck out immediately. I would not provide for a lazy ass badmouthing piece of shit. If she can’t afford daycare then I’d arrange to drop off and pick up the daughter wherever this dude ends up living, but I would not tolerate him living in my fucking house.

Kelly- are you acquainted with Take Me Out?

She has to have a direct talk with him about how their daughter is NOT an object, but a person, and he’s not so much as hurting her as he is really very much hurting his daughter.

I figure that’s some part of it too, but what he’s doing with her daughter is toxic and has the potential to escalate. With his inability to hold a job and her seeming to continually kill it, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if his bad-mouthing turns to verbal abuse of the mom or both of them - which then…

That...is probably not going to solve the “badmouthing mom to daughter” problem. While I admit it’s probably what he deserves, when you have a kid with someone it’s usually good to try and be as kind as possible while still maintaining boundaries.

I wish I could start this more than once!

looks bollocks but I’ll probably still give it a crack

Depends on the sex worker. Brothel gals probably wore skimpy stuff, but high class courtesans would dress high class. That was the point!

I was 100% obsessed with this season of Love Island! It was perfect reality tv - ridiculously attractive people, the perfect amount of ‘produced’ (CASA AMOR) drama and organic drama (Olivia/Muggy Mike), sexy british accents, gorgeous setting, gratuitous raunchy challenges, the hilarious narration, and even a few happy…

...what the hell is a porg?

I assume the bros will all be fucking each other in true Roman style, correct?

well yeah it’s the A New Hope version. but who’s to say Bandai isn’t going to make a Porg model kit too?

That shit ain’t got no buildable porgs.

They are giving people disposable dollies. No fucking joke.