That reminds me, I need to gas up my SUV at lunch. I leave it running during the day because I like the AC to be good when I get in and leave work.

American conservatives always choose from a list of three responses to any problem:

Wait til gas prices spike after this.

Always relevant.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person but I am having a real hard time summoning forth any sympathy for a portion of the people effected by this hurricane. The undocumented immigrants fleeing from the storm that are still being arrested by ICE? Yeah, I feel bad for them. The sick, the poor, the children? I feel bad…

Here’s an idea: even if you want to say climate change isn’t settled science, maybe it’s not a bad idea to find alternative sources of energy when fossil fuels are held by people who hate America and when they’re a finite resource?

they did ask me to take my bracelet off, but it is jade and getting it on was enough of a hassle, so i kept that shit on and took my chances!

I think the issue here is that someone has gotten in Sexy Star’s head (possibly Sexy Star herself) in thinking that she’s a mega-star of some kind and she’s the draw.

They stripped Taya of the belt because Star basically demanded it upon returning (which is what I understand from the timeline). Then she pulls this shit…

Maybe it’s because I was yelled at about it one too many times in gym classes, but I was mostly surprised you were allowed to keep your bracelet and watch on. Is that jade? Those are a bitch to take off.

Plus, Michelle has more elegance and brains in her pinky finger than Melana-ho or Kim Kskank.

Yeah, what is up with that shit? The whole Jackie thing is bad enough without her Rachel Dolezaling on top of it.

You’re goddamned right Michelle Obama was, is and shall be our First Lady. Accept no substitutes!

And it energizes the gung ho bad cops. The good cops don’t want anything to do with that shit, because they know it makes their jobs harder when they act like military.

Hard pass.

That’s what the Republicans and their voters want. They cream their pants at the idea of a cop moseying up to a suspect, putting two in their chest, and calling it a day. They’ve seen so many terrible action movies, cop shows, and Fox News segments on all the “dangers” just outside their door, that it’s come to this.…

Jesus Hoverboarding Christ! Even as police forces are learning anew that showing up to tense scenes in polo shirts and slacks has a de-escalating effect, Donny Two-Scoops decided to just throw a nest of hornets into the learning that’s actually taking place.

“The executive order the President will sign today will ensure that you can get the lifesaving gear that you need to do your job and send a strong message that we will not allow criminal activity, violence, and lawlessness to become the new normal,”

[Signs with Patriots]

What, and run the risk he takes out THEIR guys? Nah.

Pacman Jones is currently serving a 1-game suspension stemming from charges he received from his FOURTH spitting-on-a-woman incident. His spot on the team is not in jeopardy, so I’m going with “never.”