And I feel like this handshake is just an excuse to keep at least one of Trump’s paws away from his wife. These two are not here for Donnie’s bullshit and they fucking planned this out together, you know it.

Fuck Aimée of course you picked the Squares what a good one!

How did it get so dusty in here all the sudden?

trump is a classic bully. all tough guy and bluster until confronted. Then he rolls over and shows his belly.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about the scandals. The only thing he gives a shit about is when his next ego stroke is on the way.

A lot of people in Colorado have been unregistering to vote because they don’t want their info sent to the commission and the POS Secretary of State here was one of the few who was going to cooperate. While I totally get not wanting your info sent to them, I will never let Cheetolini intimidate me into unregistering…

So did you download those songs when you got home?

I’m guessing there’s a “Dear Election Commission: Just thought you should know some asshole is sending stupid letters on your letterhead” email in there.

And leftwing nutjobs are claiming Putin took him out.

It works like all other conspiracy theories silly! It just reaffirms your convictions with absolutely no evidence or logic.

Duh.

“NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER”

And of course, the rightwing nutjobs are blaming Hillary.

They think if they can make it a few months, the news cycle will have moved on and we’ll forget. They don’t realize how much people want to hear about this. It’s like Watergate, the September 11 Terrorist Attacks, or the Iran hostages — we want 24/7 news on this! The media will stay on it.

LOL

JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

I’ve vomited alphabet soup more coherent than this addle-pated, walking Dunning-Kruger proof.

“Politics is not the nicest business in the world...but it’s very standard in politics”

“Politics is not the nicest business in the world...but it’s very standard in politics,” Trump said.