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I like to explain to these people that where I come from jokes are 1) funny 2) don't make people cry

Some don't lose it when they turn 50 either.

Jason Biggs is a fucking tool. And trying to pretend that publicly echoing some of the horrible shit that's been said about Tara Reid's body was just "a game" makes him a goddamn coward, too.

Karen Carpenter's isolated vocal tracks. Her voice, it cuts right through me. Makes me want to cry and laugh, just feel everything all at once.

um...that's not what's implied at all.

I know the age difference shouldn't matter, especially as it's none of my fucking business regarding any relationship. But is it not a little weird that this guy is one year older than her son?

Where are these people hanging out to find all of these horrible atheists who are ruining their days? You do understand that most atheists aren't Richard Dawkins, right, and that you meet nice people all the time who you wouldn't know were atheists?

I've already warned my husband that I will leave him if he finds Jesus. I'm okay with generic "spirituality" or higher power or godliness in a general sense. But if he FINDS JESUS. I'm outta here. I'm not even joking. I will absolutely not shackle myself forever to someone who rolls in that kind of shit.…

So basically America is becoming a middle eastern country, just with Christianity instead of Islam...

Will you marry me so I can get in? Or do you know someone who would marry me? I'm kind of slob but I'm sane, honest, fun to watch TV with because I make lots of snarky comments and both my cats are cute and sweet.

Y'all have pretty strict immigration laws, though. As a woman, I might qualify for "political persecution" status with laws like this on the books.

Being artificially kept alive with tubes and pumps and shit...

I've said it before and I'll say it again... there is sooo much room in Canada y'all.

Their insurance, Medicare, Medicaid, same people who pay everyone else's medical bills. Obviously, the state's legislature isn't going to pony up and cover costs for forcing a family to do something they don't want to do. So, I'ma go with "private insurance + lots and lots of bankruptcy-inducing personal bills to the…

So who pays the medical bills to keep these incubators (since they obviously don't consider them people) alive? I mean, Jindal and his Republican cronies won't allow the Medicaid expansion...

Otherwise, to the state, you're just a vegetable garden.

I have to say, I worked in a state hospital emergency room, and you do develop a "tough skin" - you have to.