I love this article, and it makes me hate Skip Bayless more.

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

Nipples aren't evil.

I met them both years ago at Space Camp when they brought their kids to camp. They both came themselves to check them in which kind of surprised me. They were the only celebrity parents (in my years there at least) who personally dropped off their kids and came to pick them up and attended the graduation as well. …

The one thing that pisses me off about modesty culture is that no one ever demands men to be role models for young boys. Charlie Sheen has done much worse things than Rihanna, and there are plenty of young boys who think he's cool, and yet there isn't one article about how he's a bad role model. If you're going to be…

Fixed it.

But Mike Peters, a Brooklyn father of a young daughter, spoke for dads and moms everywhere when he told me, "I think she looked slutty.''

And as parents in the early 90's feared for the children raised in the anything-goes culture of Madonna and Murphy Brown.

So... I hate the dress. I don't like that you can see her whole boobs. I'm just not into it. And I think I would like it with just like, that extra ounce of modesty.

Scodie goes on to praise Scout Willis's breast-baring as somehow powerful and cool, because reasons.

I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.

I firmly believe there is an ass for every seat.

Right? I just want to do sex, I don't want to die of internal bleeding.

Maybe this was the control?

Myself, I tend to go for... folks who are into it, and fully present in the moment with me, not worried about inches or minutes...

" 7 inches in circumference."

'Also interesting: "After completing the 10-minute survey, women tended to overestimate the size of the penis they had previously examined."' Menz everywhere are thrilled by this.

From video of experiment preparation.

Unless bar-cruising men start carrying around 3D-printed previews of their wangs