Hey, I love foxes too, but they are nature's own mischief-making trolls.

Foxes are the wild-eyed weirdos of the animal kingdom.

yeah, okay, this is perfection and huffpo needs to recognize:

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I used to have a curling iron (I think I used it once) that had on its warning label not to insert the iron into any bodily orifaces especially while it's hot. While you would think that would be obvious, somebody likely won a lawsuit from doing just that.

I have hand warmers that I use during football season, and that package is completely covered in warnings. It doesn't specifically say to not put them on your tits, but should it have to?

Yep, I feel no win here, I wish there was a clause where they could just pay him his original investment as a termination clause. Here's $12.5 mil, GTFO, wanna be plantation owner.

So, does the countdown to the Seattle Clippers start now?

"Civility is only important if you want to win an argument and change someone's mind."

"Why is being "civil" more important than not being a racist, sexist ass?"

And that, kids, is why we learn to identify poison oak.

Give your sis a vibrator to give to your daughter. & tell her to tell your daughter to keep her pussy off anything that doesn't willingly ask for it. Done.

It's pretty simple, those calls for civility are really just calls for the plaintiffs to quieten down and move on. It's a call to agree-to-disagree, because that's what the controlling class wants - they want the underclasses to forgive their oppressors and stop calling for change, because change is hard and…

And of course only the wronged party is expected to be "civil." The people being harassed need to keep their tone neutral and not ever get angry for fear of being dismissed, but the crazy assholes bombarding them with insults and threats are apparently except from the whole "let's be civil" party.

The concept of "Ladies'" versus "Men's" drink is gross and outdated. Can we just not?

Why is it that every time somebody points out an obvious injustice, there's a dozen cries for "civility?" Why is being "civil" more important than not being a racist, sexist ass?

"Scrambled eggs are fine but keep her away from the tossed salads"

"Now we're talking."

"It makes sense," Jackson, 34, said. "It's women who get so inebriated that they pass out and stumble around. It's safer for them to have drinks with less alcohol."