Yes! You see, I got married simply for that sweet, sweet, awkward missionary hetero sex. As God intended. /s

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If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

Yeah, I agree. If you have a disgusting attitude I will not be shopping at your store. I am not gonna spend my money with someone who looks down on me. Keep your over-priced crap.

I'm like this too, and I learned it from my mom. There are stores people were rude to her in 25 years ago that she still won't go into today, and if you mention that store she will tell you why she won't shop there as though the occurrence is far more recent. She holds a mean grudge, that's for sure.

We have a restaurant in our neighborhood that's supposed to be the epitome of hip - vegan options, slam poetry, open mic night - everyone raves about it. I've never gotten decent service there. Once, we were turned away from a half empty restaurant because they had "no tables." I suspect it's because we're goth. …

Yeah, I am not one of these people. You don't want to help me? Won't give me the time of day? I'm gone. And I'll probably tell other people how shitty your service was.

It is rare for me to hate somebody as much as a rapist but my feelings for this judge is nothing less than sheer and utter venom. He is an elected judge who knew the law, decided not to adhere to it, blamed the victim repeatedly and even when told by his peers that he was grossly incorrect, he continued to deny that…

THANK FUCKING GOD- also, someone needs to do some digging on that original judge and figure out why he's trying to so hard to justify a grown man having sex with his 14 yo STUDENT being okay

"wasn't forcible, beat-up rape"

Anyone who thinks Stern (and probably Jerry Buss as well) wasn't protecting Sterling from the press and the other owners all these years with the David Stern Whip of You'll Do What I Fucking Tell You And We'll Get Rich Together Or I Will Fucking Ruin You [(c) and (tm) David Stern] is delusional and/or high.

I think you demonize the people who need demonizing. Maybe that's just me.

Good trolling jfpmfers

MOM?!!!

You missed the target by a wide margin.

i imagine the story editors at Wife Swap looking up from their shooting schedules, making accidental eye contact, and shivering with shame and disgust and one of them says, choking back tears "i went to Brown, you know." and the other spits out "i know that! be quiet and think up a damn plot twist or shut up! stop…

My parents loved the other show Tori and Dean did (I think it was Tori and Dean Inn Love) where they run a hotel. My dad wanted me to meet them so much that he called the hotel to book a room. They had to explain to my dad that Tori and Dean were only there when filming was going on, and regular guests (meaning…

Yesh, I like thish auto show.

Awwww man. As if this rainy, rainy day wasn't already depressing enough.

"the social media platform's problem was indeed with the nudity and not with the denim bucket hat". Brava Callie. The bucket hat continues it's demonic reign.