He actually gained credibility with me by using words like 'your' and 'you're', 'their, and others correctly. His rant might be unhinged, but we can't say that he's wrong...
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Dude pretty much tweeted about having suicidal thoughts. I don't have a joke here, I just hope he's getting the help he seems to need AND want.
That's too much suicidal ideation for me to snark at. I hope his therapist follows him on Twitter, or someone close to him who can step in to get him some help.
Something's wrong with his Abdullah Oblongata
"Every player should go see a psychiatrist once a week upon leaving the game."
"Fuck you, fake ass Muslims!"
/nerd voice
I've been Diana Ross at a costume party and other than one clueless person thinking I was Kate Pierson (thanks, person who thought the 60s actually happened in the 80s!), nobody had trouble figuring it out. And no, bronzer was not involved, and neither was an afro. Just a beehive and winged eyeliner.
...and then he proceeds to pound the strike zone and make a bunch of elite hitters look helpless.
Ah NYC...saving us from ourselves since the Dutch founded New Amsterdam.
The Chinatown and Russian smuggling rings thanks you, Mayor Bloomie!
The photo attached to this post kind of makes me giggle. Woman looking contemplative while absentmindedly chewing on the end of her glasses. Alone. SO ALONE.
The average double-income household makes about the same as a single-income household did in the 70s. Create an economy where you don't need to be married to have any disposable income, and I'm sure the resulting rich singletons will be happy to spend it.
So, polygamy is really the answer here, right? Mormons win again.
This should be a no-brainer for Hawaii! Gay destination weddings ahoy!
I'm always thrown that Hawaii doesn't already offer it. Nice to have my cognitive dissonance corrected by their legislature.