Don’t leave that here!! Take it with you!

NYC rats will mug you.

Seems like your sister uses honesty like a weapon.

My favorite version. Sineads is great but I prefer this one more.

Kunty Karl needs to retire and shut the fuck up.

I hope he does. Aside from the enormous outrage, he will still be on the hook for state charges. The charges against him won’t magically disappear.

Mueller and the NY AG just squeezed the vise on orange menace. Any bets on what dumb shit he does next.

The look on Katy’s face, the things I do for a good dick.

City Hall or someone’s home.

Golddigger of the year, Federline Division.

Yup. Show wasn’t terrible, but wasn’t anything ground breaking.

Fire him, Donnie boy!! Let’s set this shit off!! AG for NY can’t wait to go after your orange mangey ass.

I’m guessing he’s into scat or has a micro penis. Or he blabbed about his Russian mafia ties.

So the motto for early humans was “if it had a hole somebody was gonna fuck it”.

She seems to be the type to invite herself over. I doubt they could have stopped her.

In a real adminstration, the crypt keeper would’ve never been hired. I can’t wait for Mueller indictment day.

Well duh, of course cadetbonespurs didn’t do shite!

Either he’s very, very blind or he thinks he’s sparing your feelings.

I use the same tactics.

What would make it better is if they did it in podcast form. That would be amaaaazing!!