That creeps me out. That’s a serious invasion of personal space.

I hope she Sue’s the fuck outta that power trippin’ pig. Fuck retraining him, FIRE HIM.

Somebody tell China to come get their homie before our moron in chief decides to do something equally stupid.

Ra men!!

Damn! Baby got back!!!

If this motherfucker doesn’t relinquish power when they get his ass out, I will re-enlist to fight that war. I suggest people arm themselves because its gonna get to that point soon.

Thank you 😎

My child suffers from severe depression and has been cutting/suicde trys. It’s not as easy as people think. Getting her to take care of herself is a daily struggle. Every little thing she does in regards to bathing , hair combing is a win when she actually does it.

I’d rather drink something than eat. No alcohol though.

Why would a director even ask an actor to do fucked shit like that?!

Jeebus fucking Christmas!!! She egged him on!! 2 and half years is bullshit.

Anybody can be a tough guy when you have bodyguards.

Brava!!! Doughnuts 4lyfe!!!!

This sounds like something the Onion would put out.

Well, there goes my appetite! Damn you, Damn. You.

Do people actually do it to country music? That’s not music I would associate with doing the horizontal Mambo.

Chubbylumpkins comes to mind. I wish I could take him home.

Even if the swinger rumors are true, I doubt she would come right out and say, shit cheah! We’re swingers! Can you imagine how many off the wall offers they would get.

Do they pay you in rubles or hard currency?

New York is itching to go after the chief shitgibbon.