Is your cousin white trash?

At least Gruden might be able to score a rouge. 

It doesn’t take a genius to draw out the subtext about race, body type, and marketability in America.

Many people are saying he’s the best kicker. You hear it more and more.

Two things:

- 1987 wasn’t some “random year.” It was famously the “rabbit ball” year where all sorts of previously light-weight hitters started jacking home runs at notably higher rates than before.

If you pick 1988 (0.76), 1986 (0.91), 1989 (0.73) or 1985 (0.86) etc, you’ll see what an outlier, pre-steroids, 1987 was.

-…

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

I’ll just repost my comment from yesterday:

Not sure if you’re even reading these responses or have access to them tonight. But just wanted to say thank you for doing what you’ve done and standing up to these shitheel corporate fascist fuckheads. You’ve fought the good fight for something that was worth standing up for. You did what you could. This place will…

I’d prefer a where are they now segment on the boxers from Punch-Out.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

I have too much respect for him to get into that. He’s a good man. Let’s not forget that he is a father, a husband, a grandfather, a buffoon, a grifter, a racist, a thief, a fraud, an enlarged pee-splattered sno cone, a bewildered golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant planet, a…

“Bat flip of the year???”

The Los Angeles Clippy