How does this happen? 

Stop flying them around and just get their stomachs pumped already.

This is actually a tribute to the guys who help finish the game if Syndergaard can’t go 9 innings. First Thor is pitching, then the pen is.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

Coach whispers “Odell, the cameras are about to leave”

Given his experience, Trump later named him Ambassador to Switzerland.