I tell her about the time [Joan] Rivers was on an overnight flight, and as it was about to land, the flight attendant leaned down to offer her breakfast. “Chicken and eggs?” said Rivers. “On the same plate? What is that, the mother-daughter special?” Schumer lets out a big laugh, as it is classic Joan but it is also a…

a) That’s not how steak vasculature works, and b) even if it were, that’s not blood.

That’s funny but it would nag at me that beef carcasses are drained of blood shortly after being butchered so steaks shouldn’t have much appeal to a vampire.

And yet they are still missing the simplest feature that would get me to snap one of these up.

Orrrr buy the Fiat and stop worrying about resale - since you intend to keep them and drive the piss outta them like you’re supposed to.

Here is every game of Catan ever played “FUCK! FUCKING...WHAT THE FUCK!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?! FUCK NO!!! DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT FUCKING ROBBER ON MY [resource]!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS [relationship] IS OVER!!!”

My problem with citing Rotten Tomatoes, as a lover and amateur student (bust mostly lover) of film (or movies as I call them) is that it’s not necessarily a good predictor of whether or not YOU will like a movie. It also sets a sort of benchmark for who’s “right” about liking a movie; i.e. “You’re in the minority, so…

“All I see are two equivalent assholes and one winning.”

I counted 17 unwritten rules being broken (5 Cardinal, 7 Major, 3 Minor, 2 Diminutive) during this sequence. The full measure of retaliations (especially given how notoriously difficult intra-team retaliations are) probably won’t be completed before 2019.

“Blah blah blah pretentious film school bullshit, blah blah.”

You could make a film shooting various scenes of dog shit that pioneers cinematic techniques that influence the industry for generations, but in the end, your film is still scenes of dog shit, and certainly doesn’t deserve to be ranked above Gone With the…

Eyes Wide Shut is a terrible movie. I mean just awful.

We found out how the White Walkers came to be.

This theory has been floated around in a lot of places—I think the cute little name it gets is “Cleganebowl” & the counter argument (which is not mine) shuts it RIGHT down in my opinion.

The videos aren’t very effective at showing what the boxes do - both have too much sound from non ‘beat machine’ instruments to get a really good idea of what the sound of the box is actually like.

Not saying the boxes aren’t cool - I really like the idea, I just wish I could have heard the boxes - adding in other…

Lmao. Just casually sliding “Two months of playtime” in there like it’s nothing.

You would think that an organization like SWIFT would have some kind of auditing to make sure the banks were in compliance before they let them in.

Two weeks ago I was at a comicon with all-gender restrooms. I have no idea what gender anyone in there was, we were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets.

Given the PS4 runs at 1080p and roughly a consistent 30 fps, it should do better than that. And the PS4 is perfectly playable. You won’t get full 60fps, but the game was sort of designed for 30fps, so as long as you can maintain at least that it should be good.