Best of both worlds: Stick a Trader Joe’s shammy dish cloth in your swiffer, rinse as necessary. Easy as swiffing, none of the expense or waste.

The author of the story you linked to seems unaware of the existence of refreezable ice packs, which allow you the option of tucking your lunch into your desk drawer if you work at an office with a fridge robber.

It’s what you call a friend who drifts away lol.

If you demand everyone be perfect according to the values of people years in the future, you will have to not be a fan of anyone, hell, I don’t like you because you use the term dislike, and according to cultural norms of 2050s, only evil bigoted asholes like Mariceli use words that convey negative emotions like…

that song was 10 years ago girl, I mean 10 years ago Amy Schumer and Louis CK did way more horrible shit, and you still love them, so i don’t know why you give them a pass and not Katy Perry? Also name me some more of your favorite people, because i bet i could find something they did in the last 10 years that you…

Like my sister, who was such a coke fiend she lost her house in the 80s and who was on public assistance because her dumbfuck husband was in prison who NOW believes “People on public assistance should be drug tested.” Like that?

PSA: Using the tool Firebug, any person can edit any page locally and take a screenshot of it, making it look completely legitimate.

Just change it to the Fighting Sue and have your mascot dress up like Johnny Cash. Damn that was easy...

Candy corn is amazing.

In general? When I was ~13 years old (1999 or 2000), I was standing in Babbage’s reading the players guide for Final Fantasy Anthology for PS1 (Final Fantasy V and VI). The guy working there asked me if I was going to stand there and read it all day or buy it, to which I said, “Oh sorry, I don’t have money to buy it.”…

Gameplay-wise, I’ve always been a World kinda-guy, and I still think it’s the highwater mark for, not just the series, but the industry in general.

“Well gee, if they were employees then maybe we’d be even more liable for one of our employees raping Lizzy Seeberg and somehow getting away with it with our help.”

You just know that he beat on it.

One of the biggest threats comes from the expansion of oil and gas drilling, including fracking, in places like the Los Padres National Forest.

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

I sat through Pauley Shore’s In the Army Now. In the theatre. I want my purple heart.

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

This describes the rationale of about 100% of people I know who have a full size SUV. My Volvo is rated to tow something like 3,000lbs. That’s a decent sized camper or a 25’ bay boat.

Yeah, I need all of the help I can get.

Youabian Puma owners.