AAAARGH! I find it insanely frustrating that there is so much grass in the Valley. It’s the bloody Sonoran. That shouldn’t be a thing.

My father gets letters from their HOA bitching about the dried out state of the back yard. The back! He just laughs and throws them away.

Ehhhhh, from my real-world experience you’re not going to get much for a re-sold ring at a business. I had a $3,500 diamond ring (with origional paperwork, etc) that I sold after I split with my ex and the biggest offer I could get from anywhere was around $300. I tried 5 jewelry stores and at least that many pawn…

My brother in law used to take one of these to work. His wife is an Air Force pilot, and he took these planes to work every day. Even though they had equivalent clearances, they couldn’t talk about anything because they’re house could be bugged. Their dinner conversations were literally:

Reality is you probably lead them to that response by shaming not caring about cars as much as you do. In reality most people don’t care about cars that much, and that’s not a bad thing. For them, a “boring car” is a great car.

My American Bulldog loves destroying soft-stuffed things. I’ve learned to deal with her dismantling the toughest toys, dog beds, pillows, etc. So now I do something similar to this.

Everything about this woman oozes “Your unstable former co-worker named Holly.” Like, you can imagine people having a conversation about her in the break room

Even O’Donnell is not claiming that the other technicians weren’t licensed. Where... are you getting that?

Heh was wondering when io9 would post something about this.

I can’t disable Flash, I still visit Homestar Runner.

I don’t think I would’ve written a check for a vehicle I knew to be a fraud. Let Mecum sue you and advertise the fact that they can lie to you about a car they’re auctioning. See what that does for their future business.

The first image I saw: “well, that’s obviously computer generated. Just a drawing.” But I know Ryan Reynolds will never let them put him in another CGI suit. ;)

And Deadpool kills them both

I’ll acknowledge Bono’s pompous self-aggrandizement. I’ll admit that, as much as I love the highlights of U2’s career, I’m bored with most of their catalog.

God, I hope not. I love movie theaters.

We had one in our house when I was a child. It only got turned on when I burnt something in the kitchen

“Neither person had visible injuries,”...

I’m quite impressed with how stupidly overcomplicated my design is so far. (I’ll post it on Lego Ideas as soon as it’s complete.) The graboid is built in sections like one of those wooden snake toys, so it actually wiggles around when you move it. Right now, it has a detachable butt and the inside is hollow, so you…

LEGO GRABOIDS??? WHY HAS THIS NOT GOTTEN ALL THE STARS?!

Aww man... I can’t wait for this and Phantasm V. Both franchises can keep making movies for as long as they want, as long as the primary actors are still alive, and they remain goofy horroromedies about outsmarting an increasingly clever enemy.