Reading this has made me realize just how low my standards are when it comes to candy. I really do have the taste buds of an eight year old.

Wow, her face is so mesmerizing.

I guess so? All I know is that her husband Geoffrey is the cousin to my cousins...Or second cousin. Third? Is that what once removed means? I'm confused!

Christina Hendricks' husband is my mom's sister's husband's cousin's son. So, we're basically related. (Not that I've ever actually met her, but maybe someday! My aunt and uncle say she's incredibly sweet and charming in person, as one would expect.)

So Orlando Bloom has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and (according to Wikipedia) Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, and lots of other huge stars don't. That sounds about right. Aren't those things bought?

That's interesting, she should utilize that more.

I am so ridiculously excited for this movie, I've watched all the trailers and teasers more times than I would care to admit. Also, is it just my fangirl-ness speaking or does Angelina's British accent sound surprisingly good?

Thank you all very much for your recommendations!

How often do you guys wash your hair? And do you have any dry shampoo recommendations for in between washes? The one I bought recently - I think it was Dove - made my hair white and powdery, which was not ideal.

Gawker and Jezebel are two different websites, even if they're owned by the same company. It doesn't seem strange to me that they would cover the same story.

Grammies

That would be one hell of a dinner party!

Okay! If you could have dinner with any four people, living or dead, who would you choose?

The super intense eye contact just gets me every time.

Oh yeah, she was so amazing and funny in that. I loved when they were talking about sacrifices they've had to make and she was the only one to be like (in that polite, witty Emma Thompson way), "Uh, guys, we're in a ridiculously privileged position, so maybe talking about 'sacrifices' is a little distasteful?" And…

Emma Thompson, please.

The intense eye contact with Meryl just gets me every time.

The whole "pretending to steal the Oscar" thing is a pretty common joke though. David O. Russell did it to Spike Jonze last night. Meryl Streep did it to Kate Winslet a few years ago. It's just a funny photo op.

Sorry, double post.

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with people? How do these assholes make it to adulthood thinking these are acceptable things to say to someone? Did no one ever teach them basic manners?