As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

It must be harder to score with Dustin Johnson out. Oh I forgot, he doesn't like cocaine, just the smellof it.

Rob Lowe's quest to kill every state bird now spans the globe.

This story would have so much more Gawker/Deadspin symmetry if only the link was to Farrah Abraham ;-)

I KNEW this would happen eventually.

Fuck you Boyle and your Laws.

"You fellas want a scholarship?"

I have it on good authority from a source that the reason he didn't fly to New England is because at the airport, every time the TSA agent tried to pat him down he fell down to the ground backwards.

Clearly, he's uncomfortable covering distances longer than a yard or two.

What's more self-serving than a guy announcing he's staying in school? A professional journalist commenting on it.

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

Been there brotha. I tried for two years with my girl, but she always claimed the ass is sin.

The charges may have been forgotten, but my eyes and mind will never be able to unsee those horrid pictures of her butthole and beef curtains.

I was at the VT-Ohio State game and your point is well made. The Buckeyes missed plenty of opportunities in that game. On the other hand, Virginia Tech was decimated by injuries this season. Two senior OL, 3 starting TBs, all-conference DT, starting MLB, all-conference caliber CB w/ 5 INTs last season, and several…

Thank you for taking the time from your sausage making to help me, King

Winning 59-0 in your conference championship game isn't "backing in".

"How do you know TCU wouldn't have won both games 80-0?"

Cocaine speeds things up, you can even do the rehab quicker.

It was bad enough seeing the usual dumb shits in the mix, but even sharper minds like Tim Kawakami in there clinging to the BCS was pretty sad. I'd like to see someone from that list step up and argue how this was lesser than what would have been a BCS-determined Alabama (aka the SEC auto bid) and Florida State (with…

+ #4 seed winning it all and, in the process, proving how much bullshit the polls have always been.