Same outcome five years ago. Sorry folks.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

I still haven't heard back from him.

I haven’t seen Jim Gray this confused since Chad Curtis asked for permission to take his daughter to her prom.

I want her to have my babies

Weird to see someone become the coolest right in front of your eyes.

You hate to judge a man based on his appearance and his past transgressions, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see this coming. The tattoos. The hard-living lifestyle. The insistence that he was “on the outside” and that everyone was “ugly” like him. I just hope the rest of the guys in Staind can keep the fire…

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

When asked to expand on the matter, Hawks GM Danny Ferry said Sefolosha had a little Swiss in him, and he’s a guy who would have a nice store out front, but sell you counterfeit time pieces out of the back.

I don’t think the grass would last very long with Walton there

Fail for not using Tim Cook’s glorious bedonged Clark!

There is much to joke about when it comes to Bill Walton. But I will say this: Anyone who can be so "out there," but still forge a completely successful relationship with one of the most famously straight-laced people of all time, be a Hall of Famer and reach the absolute pinnacle of his profession, find a second…

FCKTV is normally what I write in the memo line of my Comcast bill.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Meanwhile, as a Detroit fan I watch this and just get sad that the center Miami pulled from a scrapyard has already shown more promise then the "promising" "center piece" (see what I did there?) Drummond.

The first part of your comment, fine.

This is false. Bynum was never super athletic. He was young and raw, and Kareem worked with him to develop a post game, which is what made his game effective. And he was an average defender. Without looking it up, I'd venture to say that Whiteside has more 20 rebound games this season than Bynum did in his whole…

If you have something to lose (a great job, some position of note, wealth, or celebrity status) and have a social media account, then do one of the following:

this is nothing. Seriously. Who cares?