The worst thing about moe. fans is that they keep tagging me on instagram because they think I'm in the band.

Micro Machines?

I swear I went like 40+ years never seeing an owl in the wild (heard a few though), then one day some people brought owls to my daughter's Girl Guides meeting and since then I've seen 4, one almost landed on the hood of our van.

That was actually done more than once.

Yeah, I saw him once (opening for someone else) and he was just playing a bunch of what looked like maybe student films or someone's first attempt at 90s era computer animation and playing some pretty forgettable music. It wasn't crazy short, I kind of wish it was.

Not now — I got one the other day and it was 41 cents. (which I guess is only about 30 cents US).

I could totally believe that a 12 year old Connery could have been a dad.

My daughter does that if there's a chance one of her peers might see her with one of her parents.

Compt?

[singing]64, 64, 64 Zoo Lane…

A Bellend? Of the Liverpool Bellends?

Isn't it "we're dans la maison"?

Sister Snart doesn't know.

Actually, they're not that tall. I'd say "Definitely Not Giants" at this point.

That seems a bit extreme.

I met her once when she was making a Percy Jackson movie. She seemed nice.

I upvoted that but as I work in a library I felt kind of guilty about it.

OKKKCupid?

Only 9 home runs better, on average. What's his RBI?

It would suck to be that guy. How would he ever get anything done?