Did that on purpose, just in case they read it...

If it’s raining, I refuse to turn off my car with the wipers in any sort of upright position on the windshield. I turn my car back on and get them to go back down every single time.

This one wins.

You ever pissed your pants doing this? What kinda looks do you get when there is 1 dude in a bathroom of 15 urinals and you’re waiting behind him?

You must cringe every time you write the date...

If a girl sleeps on the left side of my bed, she gets kicked the fuck out.

I’m almost certain this does absolutely nothing to prevent them.

Hawks fan here rooting for the Sharks. Please don’t let St. Louis or Pittsburgh win.

Damn, good call. Those things were durable as shit.

How much for my Nokia brick collection?

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Rookie was not the right word for Allen, given he has played part of 3 NHL seasons. But he is certainly not a vet.

The good ‘ol Peyton Manning theory:

If Trump wins and you didn’t vote against him, you are still essentially voting for evil.

Deadspin bears are the best bears.

Shoulda put his hat on it. Could’ve made a bubblehead.

I am now down this rabbit hole as well. Also satisfied.

This would be so much better if your user name was YourBandSucks.

You realize that was only game 3, right?

God, Reaves sucks.