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That first video really would’ve summed things up for the Vikings if the dog had walked over and just peed on the dude as he lay there in disbelief.

“And you thought being the Great One was hard to back up!” -Wayne Gretzky

This movie sucked.

Had a ‘97 TJ with the 4.0L inline 6 and loved that thing for many years. Very reliable engine and learned a lot from working on it. As for resale value, it was a 14 year old car with 140K+ miles, rust and water damage, and I still got $6K for it.

These completely contradicts all the Habs fans who say there is more to their team than Carey Price.

There are not nearly enough candles.

What a hipster thing to do. HATE the band you LOVE because you thought you could never see them live again and you want it to stay that way, because that’s what they told you!

A calzone is literally a whole pizza folded in half. Am I right?

Now if only somebody could please get Jay Cutler a soul.

Cmon now, there is nothing more exhilarating in sports than 20 minutes of 5 on 5 NHL playoff overtime. Let’s be real here.

It’s really just Carey Price, the magician, saving pucks from the press box.

I told my friend a kick got shanked, and he asked me who got stabbed.

God damnit he continues to prove why he is the most unlikable player in the NHL. By far.

This is always the case. Even the gooniest of goons on your own team are not dirty.

[WHISTLE] Offense, New England,#12. Fifteen yard penalty for befriending Donald Trump.

♫ Losing feeling in my toes... ♫

Super Bowl Shuffle. Never forget.

What Denver fans?

Yes.

I lived in a shoes-on household growing up, but we still wiped the dogs feet...