Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

+1 Cankle Tattoo

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

Losing a game is actually a pretty big deal for a football official. It’s less about the pay and more about being on the field and actually working. This mistake probably also cost him any chance at postseason assignments.