“Put that steering wheel back where it belongs!"

I prefer to use the breasts of the woman in the seat next to me.

I prefer to use the breasts of the woman in the seat next to me.

Hence my Volvo Freestyle comment. ;)

Got an $800 reward from Help Eliminate Auto Theft here in Wayne County Michigan. Suspicious dude with his legs hanging out of a car...he ran when he saw my phone as I started to dial 911.

And I wrote a book too. It says I have a 12 inch cock. ;)

The Flex was an aging chassis when it was born as the Volvo Freestyle!

Wow. Citing Wikipedia is hilarious. I’ll go change it, BRB...

I had two of those Taurus wagons...the second was a 14MY EcoBoost. Very fun!

Holy shit, is that the drive-in in Coldwater that played Bullitt for the Mustang 40th Anniversary party? I had my Mustang there...and they spelled Bullitt wrong.

Haha. Funny. I still call a degas bottle an overflow tank.

My dad was a Ford engineer that mid career specialized in rear suspension design. MN-12 / FN-10. He later moved to the CDW-27 SVT project...and DEW-98.

Sheeeeit.

It’s all bullshit. Vote Trump.

Haha. You Facebook ass holes are funny. Sorry, I grew out of Facebook like any intelligent person after less than eight hours when I realized the entire concept is a marketing scam.

Sorry, I’m a professional engineer. What next? We call engine pistons “those moving things"?

Only if you grew up accepting Sport Compact Car as a valid media source.

When I read the term “bump stop”, I assume a child is writing.

I grew up in the far far West suburbs. Anything east of Haggerty is the white ghetto to me.

You’re also attracted to women that are small on top with plenty of width on the bottom.