I sold my Jekyll after three weeks. Too many problems. Rear shock failure, rear wheel collapsed, rear brake line failure...

Stand next to the wooden bridge at Greenfield Village and you’re looking right across Village Road and into Dearborn Proving Grounds...the sound would travel...

What’s next, a post about the fastest sewing machine?

I gave up on Fox suspension when the bushings were already worn in six months with one of my mountain bike forks. The rear air shock on my brand new 2000 Cannondale Jekyll had poorly formed threads on the end cap that failed with the sound of a shotgun on the first ride...

My 365hp twin turbo Flex would eat this thing for breakfast.

Seven fo seven tanka...when you absolutely, positively, gots ta soak every motha fucka in da room, accept no substitute.

I busted some dickhead that buzzed me at about 40 feet on my Lake Michigan beach. The FAA loves videos...

Did they check to see if the cat(s) are plugged with unburned rice?

Wouldn’t it produce roll, not yaw? If the engines were wing mounted, then I would expect yaw.

Contra-rotating props...each driven by a dedicated engine. If one engine fails, could this be the result?

Have fun with your disgusting “model” women.

The lack of fire makes it even more interesting...

That was my first thought as I read the headline...

Her health looks fucked to me...unless you’re some 14 year old jerking off to her thinking that is what real women look like.

Like most Chrysler products over four years old, they quickly became trailer park vehicles around Detroit.

My exact thoughts...there was hope.

I assume you’re pretty far out in the country “down there”....

Hey ass hole, it was a joke. ;)

Stop at drinking...

Well, you’re going to stall out on the trail when the starches from your fuel clog the injectors. And don’t lift your right foot quickly or unburnt starch will plug the converters.