I’m gonna get a huge jump start on my summers by forgetting about this tournament three months earlier.

lol

This remark appears in desperate need of some context:

To me, this was the most curious part of that excerpt, which generally seemed super weird and off-topic for 9/12.

“The pair did, though, frequently approach the line where nationalism turns into something much darker.”

If you lived and/or worked in New York City at that time, I give you a pass on anything you said on 9/11, or for a few days immediately after. You just had two fucking buildings dropped on you. You get a pass because tensions were high, you didn’t know what was coming next, and it was a terrifying place to be. I get…

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

Clearly the man had issues.

That’s clearly a ‘fucked’, not a ‘fucks’.

It’s not that being nice is difficult for these people, it’s that being a fucking racist monster is unbelievably easy.

The Cavs organization should thank Chuck for lighting this fire. Bye bye Cavs skid.

You really think a Duke man would ever support a strike?

But does Bill realize that football is a fundamentally pointless activity that has rewarded his narrow minded obsession with immense riches that prove that the universe is indeed indifferent to suffering?

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

“What’s attendance mean?”

As would be expected of any meeting of a group of diehard fans and a team executive, this one got slightly contentious

Don’t let facts get in the way of their virtue signaling!