What, no 12-inch pizza that isn’t cut into slices, in an effort to save you a few extra pennies?

I agree with you.  Someone find a way to allow Barack Obama to get a third term.

And Bill Clinton was impeached for lying about getting a blowjob.

Maybe he was too busy printing up “Eat the Babies” T-shirts and fantasizing about BDSM sex with Elizabeth Warren. 

So that ABC cartoon that was produced by Stephen Bochco was actually right after all!!

I haven’t seen Earhardt crash that bad since Turn 3 at Daytona in 2001.

Let’s face it, Stacey made a deal that you shouldn’t dash from.

It almost makes me wonder if Pelosi was playing the “long game” for impeachment inquiries - waiting until Trump stuffed both feet into his mouth, and then all the investigations - Ukraine, hush money, emoluments, his lovefest with Putin and Kim-Jong Il - could come at him like a tsunami on Phuket.

And suddenly, someone from the Montreal Alouettes places a phone call to Brown’s iPhone...

Meanwhile, Kurt Busch is trying to figure out how to pull double-duty in this sport during the races where he’s suspended by NASCAR for doing the exact same thing.

The last time someone named Rudolph came through in a clutch situation, Santa Claus counted on him to lead the other reindeer at Christmastime.

It would have been so much easier if Trump limited his meteorological experiences to one-night stands with a girl named Stormy.

This would be a big news story, but today these family stories just palin comparison.

Meanwhile, if this had been a Yankees game, John Sterling would have called the home run, given the Yankee hitter some godawful name, and gone into his schtick for about three or four minutes before some intern tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Sir, the ball was caught.”  Then Sterling would apologize, say that it…

I thought that book company stopped printing the Truly Tasteless Jokes series decades ago.

Those lines going into Alabama do not match the symbols at the top of the chart (i.e., lines with blocks or triangles attached to them). These lines were most likely added after the fact - by use of a pen - which explains why some of the lines not only travel into Alabama, but also travel straight off the chart…

Shut down the Internet, Ilhan Omar just won the day.

Even now, when I’m on the road for a long drive, I’ll fire up the NPR channel on my SiriusXM on a Saturday morning and hope for a classic Car Talk episode.  And I’m never disappointed when I hear one.

This is the same Tomi Lahren who launched screed after screed about how evil Obamacare was, then it was discovered that she used Obamacare by living with her parents until she was 25, so she could get the benefits afforded by Obamacare.  She’s just like Ann Coulter or KellyAnne Conway, except Tomi Lahren hasn’t had a…

Fuck this.  If Donald Trump wants to take away my citizenship, let him go right ahead.  And he can send me back to my native land of Australia so I can visit it for the first time.  And I expect to be sent to Australia on a first-class flight with decent movies and those tasty peanuts in the package.