And somewhere in a small office in the Fox newsroom, Tomi Lahren is waiting with anticipation to be the next bleached blonde mouthpiece (in more ways than one) for the Trump 2020 campaign after this bleached blonde mouthpiece gets fired.

I honestly thought she would have made a good President.  But it just wasn’t her time.  The whole Al Franken thing hung around her neck like a millstone.  Her return to Senate work will allow her to play to her strengths in politics.  I now wait for Donald Trump to put out a juvenile tweet about her in three ... two…

Okay, so it’s AOC’s turn to feel the wrath of Donnie Microfingers.  I think Ayanna Presley’s next week’s target.  Then doesn’t it rotate back to Rashida Tlaib for another cycle?

So “Don’t Look Deeper” is set 15 minutes in the future?  I guess if I wait five more minutes, I’ll see Max Headroom.

I thought I recognized her. Yeah, she was on the third season of The Apprentice, and lost in the finals because she spent all her time looking for a freakin’ Bedazzler rhinestone applier. And what did that get her afterward? A commercial for the Bedazzler product!

So it’s a ketamine-like drug, eh?  No wonder Trump supports it.  He’s probably used ketamine to get women to go to bed with him.  Probably learned that recipe from Jeffrey Epstein, amirite?

I knew they’d find all those leftover uniforms from ESPN’s Playmakers TV series somewhere.

Rod Smart looked at this article today and said, “Me Hate These.”

Oh I can’t wait for someone to send Trump this old hoax:

You know why Donald Trump wants Greenland so bad, right?  Every super-villain needs his own personal island base of operations, and Trump’s channeling his inner Auric Goldfinger.  Although with him, it’s more like Zircon Plasticweenie, amirite?

The fact that Mike Tomlin keeps calling for 2-point conversions any time in a game, even when it’s not necessary, tells you all you need to know about his confidence for Chris Boswell, who last year looked like he couldn’t kick a soccer ball into an empty goal at an entry-level AYSO game.

Man, now Nick Sabin’s going to have to find another way to raise money.

So Jojo Rabbit isn’t a sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 

Here’s your typical Chris Matthews interview question.  “So why do you think the chicken crossed the road?  Because I think that when the chicken had no other options, it was too poor to stay on the sidewalk and there were job opportunities on the other side of the road, which Donald Trump probably will block him from…

Yeah, leaving Pittsburgh for Oakland will always improve your career options.  Just ask Martavis Bryant. 

I’m sure that Trump will make sure that baby has his own personal cage by the end of the week.

The last time I saw Monica serve anything high and tight like that, Bill Clinton left with a big smile on his face.

There used to be an in-season NL v AL game at Doubleday Field in Cooperstown, it would be held in conjunction with the Baseball Hall of Fame induction ceremonies.  It was fun - but it was also an excuse for baseball teams to use their AA talent (or have the starters hit the showers after the third inning), and the…

I’m extremely cheesed at how they’ve treated the women’s tag team titles. I thought the IIconics were hilarious as heel champions, and yeah I would have loved a fatal four-way tag match at Summerslam - which unfortunately was shoved over to Raw without much notice. And rather than put the belts around Mandy Rose /…

There’s an old saying - old but true - that the Yankees play a doubleheader every day.  One game is what the fans and viewers see, and the other is what John Sterling sees.  Every time I hear him go off with his mmmitishigh, mmmitisfar, mmmitisgawne I just want to shove knitting needles in my ears until the points…