No Raquel Welch, no Fantastic Voyage, no bueno…

Jon Oliver's hands move so much in a 30-minute episode of Last Week Tonight, you would think he was auditioning for the lead in the upcoming remake of Children of a Lesser God. Playing against Janice from Accounting, who after three seasons on LWT still doesn't give a fuck.

Meanwhile, I'm still watching Pulp Fiction on a VHS tape. But at some point in time, I will get that limited-edition version of Kill Bill on RCA SelectaVision disc.

Why do I have this weird feeling that at some point the BBC will develop a spinoff series featuring River Song, Clara Oswald and Ashilder / Me in that stolen retro diner Tardis?

This almost makes up for "The Flame." Almost.

Mad Max Fury Road in 70mm or GTFO.

Meanwhile, HBO is working on "Eraserhead: The Series," to premiere whenever David Lynch feels like making it.

So is it true that one theater in Utica, New York sold more tickets on a single showing of Star Wars: The Force Awakens than the entire worldwide gross for Jem and the Holograms? Showtime's over, Synergy…

My best memory of Schroeder was when he put a cat and a radioactive isotope in a box and sealed the box tight.

"Dreams of the Rarebit Fiend" is the third film associated with the work of pioneering cartoonist Winsor McKay to be preserved by the National Film Registry, joining Gertie the Dinosaur and Little Nemo. Maybe next year they can add The Sinking of the Lusitania to complete McKay's film catalogue.

How did United Passions not make this list? There must be some bribe money involved…

Does this mean that Elisha Cuthbert now becomes the First Daughter?

Mad Max Fury Road earns 13 nominations. Meanwhile, Mel Gibson is trying to produce a new period drama with all the dialogue in Esperanto.

Well, it could have been worse. He could have been a special guest star in Fox's next Fantastic Four reboot.

Thankfully, nobody tried slowing down Courtney Love's vocals in a mashup.

Maybe if they threw in all the Star Wars animated shows (Ewoks, Droids, both Clone Wars) and the Star Wars Holiday Special… that would be an endurance race in and of itself.

Trying to piece together all the plotlines for Quantico into a coherent substrate is almost like trying to knit a beanie from strands of linguini.

If they travel to Hell on the river Styx, I expect to hear references to the band's singles and LP's. Don't waste this moment, OUAT. The big bad for the next season had better be Mr. Roboto…

So next season they're visiting the Underworld. They already tipped in the previews that several characters who were killed off are returning, including Cruella de Vill, Peter Pan, and Regina's father. So I assume the checklist would include Neal Cassidy, the Sheriff, Maid Marian, maybe a couple of characters from…

So Wes Anderson is making a big-screen remake of Wilfred, right?