What, no Adam West Batman? Holy Rook Job!

Anybody lend me their obsidian crayons? I need to take care of some White Walkers.

"Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus and the rest of the beloved “Peanuts” gang make their big-screen debut…"

What, no love for the CBS Radio Mystery Theater, which ran throughout the 1970's and was stocked with classic old-time-radio writers and voices? With EG Marshall as the narrator and such radio classic voices as Norman Rose, Mandell Kramer, Fred Gwynne, Marian Seldes and others… (Sarah Jessica Parker appeared in a few…

Line of the night - "A mouth is a mouth."

Sylvia Robinson also screwed over the Moments, letting them have love on a two-way street, but stealing it on a lonely highway.

I understand that John Belushi is now looking to slice Mr. Met in half.

This just in - Steven Spielberg just sold another science-fiction show to NBC. Oh wait… update five minutes later, it was cancelled.

So here's something I thought about when Ichabod got stabbed in the gut by that Ripper monster. The blood's draining out of Ichabod… into the knife… is there any chance that there's still some of that Crane blood that might still have a few drops of Headless Horseman blood in it?

You want to really impress me? Do that with True Detective Season 1. That's right, show me "Heart and Soul with Hart and Cohle."

It looked like one of LeRoy Neiman's rejected dropcloths.

Yeah, and the estate of Buckminster Fuller is on line 1…

I'd almost suggest Slap Shot in this list, but the Chiefs did win the championship - albeit by forfeit and by Michael Ontkean's on-ice strip tease.

Here's something I noticed about Kermit in this show. Whoever is doing Kermit's puppeteering, they really have done quite well in expressing Kermit's facial emotions and moods. You can see, from scene to scene, how that one hand inside Kermit's head makes more use of the Kermit's flexible form to really express…

A figure skater once did a "Hateful Figure 8" - she did two "4's."

The poison that Arthur's squire came from Agrabah? Okay, so we know that the Enchanted Forest and Wonderland are in the same universe (Will Scarlet was in both), so please please PUH LEEZE bring Naveen Andrews to this show as Jafar. Jafar versus Regina… yeah. YEAH.

Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that a Steven Spielberg-created TV show has basement-carpet ratings? Who could have seen that, since he had such a fantastic run with Amazing Stories, Earth 2, Terra Nova, SeaQuest DSV, Extant, Under the Dome… in fact, if we don't count Animaniacs and Tiny Toon Adventures,…

If you have SiriusXM satellite radio, you can hear episodes of "I Was a Communist for the FBI" on the RadioClassics channel (148). For comparison purposes, of course, comrade.

Welcome to the Ultron California… where you can check out any time you like… but you can never leave…

I do love the line about when Cookie referenced Berry Gordy and the Supremes, and Lucious says, "Berry Gordy wishes he were me." Oh, I don't know, it's not like Empire's roster included anything rivaling the Temptations, the Four Tops, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye (with and without Tammi Terrell), the Commodores, the…