chucktheewok
ChuckTheEwok
chucktheewok

That'd be an interesting thing to look at on hyper/exotics. You know the scumbag ass insurance companies don't want to float the whole tamale for anything.

Look at the bright side:

If properly insured with GAP coverage, he’ll get every penny back.

Wayyy better than opening the door to find a huge steaming shit (or multiple said shits) covering your interior.


I just got carsick looking at his goddamn hipster glasses.

Did he poop his pants too?

My hands hurt thinking of the brilliant layout setting those timing belts against the FIREWALL.

Kudos Audi. Well done.

The irony of a screaming yellow-colored wagon.
It's like a fat girl wearing mom jeans with a bikini top. Sure, you'll look.....but not for the right reasons.

Two tone actually. Grey with black striping.....and a sweet ass turbo logo on the headrests.

T-Type's could be had in an array of colors though. I just assume a new platform would allow you to option it however you'd like. Except teal. I fucking hate teal.

If you just won the Powerball lottery and DIDN’T just go buy one of these, you fucking suck. Damn the Apache is a sweet ass bird man. Sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup.

Unfortunately, the best stories of fucking up your car can't be told, because they're dead.

I just love the fact I recently graduated with a degree in Petro. Engineering. Excellent career choice haha.

Fuck yes haha

They should call it the Lindsey Lohan-Cat.

Because if you're not careful, that pussy will burn ya!

Ahhh yes. Smokin’ the tires at 50mph. I remember purchasing my 87 Buick Grand National that had a 61mm upgraded turbo on it. The look on peoples’ faces when you pass them at 60mph with the tires on fire is poetic.

I had a yellow S2000 try and stay with me up I-55 through St.Louis. After repeated attempts they could