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My vair looks pretty sweet with those slots but I switched them for Hands John Fitch wheels.

Dear Michigan:

I’m sorry, its like trusting your Ferrari to Gummy from Fletch!

But didn’t they settle the whole life debt issue in the Star Wars Holliday Special when they went back to KAshyyyk for Life Day????

Could have been the New Buffalo

I banged a girl in this very jag in the parking lot of Ted’s Landing....

Well, since it has those abundance of miles, the previous owner had to have replaced most of the equipment that has long since passed its planned obsolescence. I believe these cars are built to annoy the crap out of wealthy drivers after about 8 years. There must be internal timers in all of the modules and relays.

Couldn’t find a crappier spot? Nuthin from the dead mall series?

My father had that same turd brown 76 Mercury Monarch. I remember he was so proud of that car when he bought it. It wasn’t 18 months later my dog ate the sunvisor vinyl covering leaving just the cardboard innards. then there was the obligatory hole in the back of the driver seat brought on by an over eager ice skate.

The typical karst landscape so synonymous with the southern Texas steppe produces a melancholy ennui that so difficult to mask in the written word.

Fucking Yinzers...

the bride insisted on this....

Up the irons!

Honestly this is just about a police officer having a bad day. He is upset and has been stewing for a while that he could not get on the fire department and got stuck being a cop which is right below municipal sewage pump mechanic on the Meyers Briggs satisfaction and happiness scale.