Got most of it man...

Nobody is on the same scale as Elizabeth Taylor.
They stopped making that scale.

It would be nice to see the original version, but sadly that wasn’t meant to be. Also it would be kinda interesting to see someone take on the project again and make it with whoever is deemed the Burton/Taylor equivalents (in fame if not similar talent).

I would say yes. If you’re writing a spoof on sci-fi tropes it’s too good an opportunity to pass up.

“Since when are you good at blowjobs?”

A net, I expect a net.

That “Made in Georgia” at the end of the credits almost made me vomit.

Nobody implied he ordered it. The order was to HIDE the ship so he didn’t know it was there. Why do you think Trump would order that? Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?

I’ve found it strange to see sincere expressions of empathy since, oh, about 2016...

You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

You know everyone is being really polite here; so as a Navy veteran I’ll go ahead and say it:

You can say that again. I have no idea who this guy even is, but I have to love him for having an actual human reaction. 

easy there kellyanne

Ya’ll can get the everloving fuck out of here with this “don’t sit that close when you have kids” asshole nonsense. It probably costs less to get nets to the fucking foul pole in every fucking stadium than it does to pay for each team’s highest paid player for one at bat.

And yet, here you are.......

(Also, there are some pirates, but Carol/Cheryl absolutely blows the shit out of them.)

“Find that xenomorph. For all we know he’s a Trojan horse.”

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

Ugh, again? Maybe it’s time to create “red zones” in stadiums for that one- section gap after the netting ends, with a disclaimer that this area is potentially dangerous and an age cutoff of 13 or older.