[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

AAF has been a good Saturday or Sunday night alternative to home improvement or cooking shows in a household where the kids just won’t go to bed so you can watch something fun. But now that baseball is here, I can fall asleep in front of the TV to that.

After hitting myself in the head with a hammer several times to get into the right frame of mind, I *think* the idea was that the NFLPA would become the union for the AAF players as well. Under that scenario:

The thing is, the AAF has been doing fine, especially for a pro football league in its first year.  TV ratings have been good, attendance has been pretty decent.  The whole thing collapsing is because Dundon wants it to collapse, not because it has to. 

the estimated turnouts grew to 11,000, 14,000, 16,000 and 17,000.

It’s stunning to me that anyone would even start a venture like this without at least 5 seasons worth of burn ready to go. It’s never going to take off in one season. I mean shit, they haven’t even had a go at the top undrafted talent from an NFL draft.
An idea this huge would never make money year one, but I’d have…

I think they’re going about this alternate football league all wrong and I think there are two ways to do better:

“...when compared to a vat of cyanide.”

So a Bernie Surrogate says this shit and ignores his sketchy ass’ 2016 campaign? For real Splinter we know you love that underachieving seventy year old loser but stop with the bullshit. Bernie has tried to kneecap every strong challenger, correction stronger challenger, than his ass & you pitiful fucks play right…

I’m so confused. If Greg Schiano isn’t a Schiano Man, what hope is there for the rest of us mere mortals?

This is not the result of any one event, ...—Greg Schiano statement

my money is on Schiano becoming Notre Dame DC under the assumption thats where Urban is going.  Only for it not to happen

Step right up! Place ya bets, place ya bets!

Dead hooker or live boy. 

Yes, that’s sadly far more likely than Schiano suddenly coming to the realization that he needs to spend more time at a generic megachurch in the company of the family he’s never done anything other than neglect.

her name was ‘seriously, don’t touch me’

I guess Urban Meyer found his defensive coordinator for USC.

Well, now they've got an opening on their staph

I guess he was MRSAble there.

A Schiano Man is a quitter when his feelings are hurted because no one likes him.