Jesus, after he tries to kiss her, she tries to walk away while he follows her staring at her ass. That’s next level creeping right there.

*checks notes*

[fist bump]

“I better use Tic-Tac just in case I start kiss her. You know I automatically attract to beautiful—I just start kiss them. It like magnet. Just kiss. I don’t wait even. And when you star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Joe Namath watches video, furiously scribbles notes.

Clearly meant to say...

[If I had sex yesterday at 3:00, and then again at 9:00. that’s 3/9 = 1/3. If I do that again two more times, that’s 1/3 x 3 = 1.  I can totally have another kid in March!]

They have, repeatedly. He just keeps forgetting for some reason.

It looks like a pig gasping for breath. 

Tell me again how this is in tune with what BMW was (is supposed to be)?

Not going to lie, had to look up “sybaritic.” Apt.

Are you sure?

The shifter reminds me of this:

I hope Clarkson, May, and Hammond are around to play their parts in the Tesla vs Top Gear lawsuit chapter.

Producer: “I know the perfect actor for the role, let’s get that guy who plays Trump on SNL!”

Looks more like she was using him in order to advance her career, that's the impression that this article is giving to me, I have no idea who is this actress.

There’s a guy in St. Petersburg, Florida with a coffee shop called Kahwa Coffee, who has restored a Citroën H van as a mobile coffee bar.

Wow, just wow.

Hello Kristen, enjoyed your piece about the new John DeLorean Movie “Driven,” by Embankment Films and the impact it might have on people who lived it, such as Katheryn, (DeLorean’s daughter), who everyone knows is a very nice person and a good mother.