I’m sorry you feel that way, Sweetie.

Anyone who wants to diss this because of the age difference can take a flying fuck. Life is hard and if you find love and everyone’s a consenting adult, I say FUCK YEAH!

Too soon!

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Absolutely nothing, so far as I can remember (though I admit it’s been some years). Roland spends most of his time in other worlds that don’t seem to have a significant culture of race. I think most of this is just the usual whining from people who imagined the character differently. Also, McConaughey fits the book…

You don’t need to say anything, though. I’m a man, too. When people say something about men in terms of women’s rights and feminism I realize they are discussing a history (and present) of oppression that is very much real, even if I specifically have not done whatever it is they are talking about. It is no skin off…

Until Black Lives Matter activists say “black lives matter too!” instead of just “black lives matter.”

That’s like the difference between saying “Fuck cancer” and “fuck all diseases”. One highlights a specific issue/cause, one means next to nothing.

boooooooooo

BIG ENOUGH.

Welp, the store manager won’t be needing that The Buck Stops Here motivational poster anymore.

Yeah, but...don’t be a dick.

But it’s a metric 10.5M.

Holding a stone plaque that says “Scared ya, didn’t I?”

I’ve heard of getting in touch with your roots, but this is ridiculous.

Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

This is the culmination of the Christian Persecution Complex right here; the discriminating bigot is the martyr.