I’m sorry you feel that way, Sweetie.

Anyone who wants to diss this because of the age difference can take a flying fuck. Life is hard and if you find love and everyone’s a consenting adult, I say FUCK YEAH!

Too soon!

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

boooooooooo

BIG ENOUGH.

Welp, the store manager won’t be needing that The Buck Stops Here motivational poster anymore.

Yeah, but...don’t be a dick.

But it’s a metric 10.5M.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

This is the culmination of the Christian Persecution Complex right here; the discriminating bigot is the martyr.

What a weird line to draw. ‘Sure, we hanged black people for looking at us the wrong way, but I don’t think kids today would be able to handle the fact that concessions were sold...’

Imma guess the Illuminati cut you off before you could finish

That alias is amazing.

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that…

is eagerly taking advantage of the unsupervised open space below to post your unneeded, unwanted and ultimately entirely impertinent opinions about the post or Gawker in general, I won’t bestow upon you the validation of acknowledging your individual poorly-thought-out and selfish comments, but I will say to all of…

You know how after a mass shooting there will always be someone from the NRA that says “it’s the wrong time to talk about gun control” but the right time is never defined? Gawker will never have a ‘right time’ to talk about the context of that article.

Wait so the guy who has written critical pieces on how the media (In particular Stephen A. Smith and Katie Couric) have covered Floyd Mayweather doesn’t want us to be critical of a journalist who committed a major fuck up simply because he’s friends with said journalist???? Ok.