You took an anti-blackmail stance, huh?

No it doesn’t. When you rotate your phone, it displays perfectly in landscape. There is no excuse for this. You people are ruining America.

Worst viral marketing campaign ever.

This is seriously a weird article. Is it worse to face the vague possibility of being robbed or to have your child deal with the trauma from shooting you or a sibling? Kids are crazy and moms can usually barely keep track of them as is.

ALL the stars for you! All of them!

Right? The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Moran

NO VOTES FOR TURNCOATS WHILE I WAVE MY TURNCOAT FLAG

An anagram for “Hillary em dash” is “Dame Hay Shrill.” JUST SAYING.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

I saw a non homeless man pissing in the 14th St F train stop yesterday at 6:30P

SOMETIMES THERE ARE TRACKS ON BOTH SIDES WHAT THEN JEFF WHAT THEN

when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously,

This is just what we want in a group of people with guns and permission to use them to kill you if necessary: prickly defensiveness over minor slights!

Well I didn't know so many illiterate Conservative Fucktards knew how to spell "Progressive", so I guess we both learned something today.

goat man goat man

I don't think it's totally unreasonable to be nervous about handing your weeks-old baby to a babysitter you had to find within a week, though.

This judge

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…