Guy Who Shouts "Get in the hole!" Before Every shot: [goes to the bathroom as Molinari walks to the tee box]

Give this man a job at Screamer!

Oh let us please witness the idiocy and arrogance of confidently predicting highly complex events many months in advance by singling out a few facts that appear to be in favor of your prediction when you know the number of factors that could possibly affect the outcome is unknown and more likely closer to infinite…

15 matches left in the league, and a crowded fixture list coming up...But naw, congrats on taking the title, Chelsea!

Deadspin is a funny blog, but damn, their writing is garbage. City came back from seven points behind with six games to go last season and you're still counting them out? Even when they have Yaya Toure and Bony to return? I feel bad.

I fucking love Marshawn and I can't wait for him to return home to the Raider Nation next year.

Also, he doesn't take ill-advised threes anymore because who the hell wants to be in downtown Cleveland?

Thanks, Doug. Back to me, Doug.

Honolulu's homeless population sounds like an extremely helpful bunch.

He just figured if he saw three Johnny Manziels, maybe one of them could complete a fucking pass to him.

I think you meant to post this comment on the ESPN.com facebook comments.

This could be some sort of weekly feature or something. Deadspin's Worst Highlight Truthers.

You get right the fuck out of here.

Hope Cums Solo

I KNEW this would happen eventually.

I'm pretty sure the Serial crew could stretch this into 11 episodes.

When you put on your tin foil hat, do you find it makes it harder for the Government to read your thoughts?

The Patriots get caught cheating and Deadspin writes 20 articles about how awful everyone else is.

New England is loaded with white trash.

Gross. Speaking as an alumnus and a person that thinks taking away the victories in the first place was silly, this seems entirely like gloating, and leaves me feeling dirty as it has every other time the people in State College have publicly worshiped Paterno since the child abuse news broke out.