“I’m gonna call the cops! I’ll tell them you hit me!” the woman screamed, sitting on the grass and pointing at her ex. “I’ll tell them you beat me up. They’ll get your ass.”

Wall-E and UP should be ranked at approximately the same level (about middle of the pack). Both have an amazing first 10 minutes, but once the “real plot” starts up, the movie loses what made it special.

Bunch of red shirts are all lucky to have made it out alive.

#25 on the Bengals ended the game with a better passer rating than Andy Dalton because of that last play

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

Mustang strikes again.

I will sell you a French tank(s), they are in great shape, only used in one gear, reverse.

Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Suburban Mummy

Because... nobody likes fruitcakes.

“After you get where you’re going, take off your shoes and your socks, and you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes”

I hope there’s an Easter egg in the form of a winnebago parked off in the distance.

Excellent post, Ryan. Thank you for adding more nerdy-fun physics to Gizmodo. I, for one (and I’m sure plenty others), am glad to see some of the neat sciency stuff coming back. You might consider suggesting to the bosses a reopening of io9, where we used to keep most of the science posted before.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

You said they were “Identical Twins.”

You are one hoopy frood, Aimée.

Meh, it's been done before.

@Moses Hightower: I suppose not.