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Considering how much of this kind of stuff is photoshopped, for all we know she could’ve been wearing a burka in the photoshoot and any ‘nudity’ is just a graphic artists painting.

I’m going to need to review the evidence before making any judgments...

Right?! Let’s make some human/krogan babies!

So... what you’re saying is... we need to start scamming North & South Dakota because they are not used to it and thus more susceptible?

I almost joined one. I found the perfect home for my wife and I. Couldn’t ask for a better location, the design was amazing, exactly what we wanted. But the HOA was super expensive and knocked our monthly cost just out of our price range.

“Rape” and “Racist” two words that are being thrown around WAY too much.

Just to play devil’s advocate here... Couldn’t you argue that Caitlyn lied about his/her gender association up until that point? Shouldn’t he have competed against women in the Olympics?

Way to backfire. No idea who he is or what his stance on the issues is... but if he dresses up as Han Solo with a Chewy partner he can’t be all that bad amiright?! He’s got my vote!

I’m Blasian today!

I’m not a woman and I’ve never given birth. So my opinions really shouldn’t matter as much but I’m gonna dish them out anyway!

A job is a job is a job. The basics are always the same. Not making enough in your job and have to live in your car? Look for a better job. That hasn’t changed since... ever....

I’ve never tried Uber. Is this something you can do as an illegal immigrant? Is that why there are people willing to do it for shit pay?

That’s how I see it too. Even if they say you can do it as a full time job, and hey I’m sure some people do well enough... but when you learn that you aren’t earning enough... I dunno... look for a new job? They can’t fuck over employees when they don’t have any.

I LOVE the ending to that video. Very 80's

Take your own head out of my butt and maybe you can hear the jokes.

We don’t want to mess up any ecosystem, or have a Jurassic Park issue.

Yup, deep down all white people want black slaves.

Pluto identifies as a planet. If you call it anything else then you’re a celestialist planetophobe. 

I voted Libertarian and I hate their speeches. I get it, you have an audience and you want to use it to your political advantage. But fuck, it seems like that’s all it is anymore. They aren’t acceptance speeches thanking those that helped, it’s all just them harping at people and it’s all just white noise at this

Now let’s see him do it all again but using the infamous power glove!