Oooohhh “POSSE” I came here expecting to see Lebron’s.... well nevermind...

+1

We have a big enough population as it is. Politics aside... YES you should get an IUD... or a vasectomy.

Maybe next election everyone should try this method of voting... It’s what I did, and I believe it’s the best way. Bear with me here... FOLLOW THE ISSUES AND NOT THE BULLSHIT.

#tantrum

Orgasm deficiencies? I hadn’t heard that... but I would like to sign up for a scientific study on cancer prevention! I think he might be on to something!

As someone who voted Gary Johnson. Cry more bitch! I live off your tears! MMM so good.

Bullet hose > Water hose

Forget the spelling error. WTF is that lady wearing? It looks like it was made out of digital camouflage. Is she trying to sneak in there hoping she won’t be seen?

That sounds just like John Madden talking about football.

OOOHHH “drink” the cocktail... I was way off

Cranberries help prevent

Damn nature! You scary!

That would have to be the best damn burger ever.

I’m a little confused. Mark Ingram is black. Last I checked that made it okay for him to use racial slurs against fellow blacks and also whites. So what’s the problem?

Well, did he force him to eat it? or just give him the sandwich? If the homeless guy ate it of his own accord it’s kind of his own fault. And like after the first bite, was he like “holy fuck he gave me a shit sandwich” but then kept eating it? How much of it did he eat.

If I caught my son in a Yankees jersey I’d slap him without warning too.

In other news, gangs are stealing & driving more semi trucks for use in crimes in response to the new grapple equipment.

Finally! Now gang bangers have a use for their low riders other than to look like douches...now if only they could get over the whole high centering on speed bumps thing, they might be able to get away from the po-pos.

Well... there’s not a great history of planes going there so may I suggest taking a boat?