chuckfuckingnorris
ChuckFuckingNorris
chuckfuckingnorris

I’m entranced! 

To make sure he’s still his cage down there where I put him after I robbed his client.

You couldn’t be more correct. Amazing show. True shame what they did to it with the movie. That movie was just... What’s lower on the totem pole than shit? Cause... that’s what it was.

Coming soon to a Mets game near you!

I have a few thoughts...

I do that every year. Sure it’s Halloween when I do it... but every day should be Halloween! 

If anyone wanted to see me game in a speedo, especially if I could make $ off of it, you bet your ass you’d see my ass up there shakin it like a champ.

This:

Nothing all that special for me, but my best was a new employee. It was Day 1 for her and I was in charge of training her so we were chatting, just getting to know her a bit. I forget the conversation but she had a picture in regards to our discussion so she pulls her phone out and pulls it up. I guess she

I’ll give her some secret service!

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Not that this is applicible in this story but police shootings always make me think of Chris Rock’s How to not get your ass kicked by police.

Don’t throw shit at people if you don’t want your ass beat. Seems like fair logic to me. Forget the mayoral title, he’s a guy. You throw a pie on a bloke, he’s gonna kick your ass. I fully support his beatdown, though he should’ve used a roundhouse kick.

yup

Angie used to be hot. She hasn’t been aging well though and looking all anorexic. Aniston however still looks smashing which I find amusing.

Some kids need a beatin.

That’s it exactly.

The Broncos Defensive coordinator had this to say:

You read my mind! I like America well enough, but... Sweden? Fuck yes!

NOPE

Even the weather there seems to be a.... bigger issue...