This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

So, uh...what would you have expected them to use?

Ryan, thank you for the great seasons you gave us Phillies fans. You will always have a special place in our memories.

Is there any real scientific benefit to doing 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups and 300 squats? It really seems like there would be a point of diminishing returns here.

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

You, me and Costanza...

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

Jabroni is #10

um, good? Nowhere does it say people have a right to live in public places. Maybe the city can use funds to do something about the homeless, but back a few decades ago, when we had vagrancy laws, the problem didn’t exist to the extent we see now. Reagan de-funded federal mental institutions sending 100,000s to the…

For those anywhere in the SRQ or Tampa Bay area, the blood mobiles are out and about. They need our donations in Orlando too! Two tragedies in two days! Stay strong, Orlando. Florida may be our nation’s wackiest state, but we know how to pull together to support our own, when necessary.

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Counterpoint:

Is there a golf competition where Sergio doesn't choke?

It’s more than that. An automatic spot in next year’s champions league group stage comes with winning the “second-tier trophy”

I think you are greatly over estimating the bathing that occurs south of the Mason-Dixon line.

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

Kinsler downplayed the wave after the game, telling reporters that he was "Just having a good time."

Can you please rank Natural Ice by amount drank.