I will now forever be yours because of this Article. I hate this commercial with all that I have and all I have been given.

Champion.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

He tried that. The turbo ate it.

Why not swap a Cummins into a Magnum, then paint it brown?

No. You are supposed to yield to emergency vehicles - aka pull over and stop, not the other way around. 

Yield: give right of way to other traffic. In other words, allow them safe passage in the travel lane. Stopping in the travel lane is not allowing safe passage, it is creating an obstacle. The proper procedure is to…

Upright tailgate seems Jeep Patriot-esque to me.

I prefer the Mustang sticker pack:

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

Exactly my first thoughts. Thank you Lima!

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

Pedantry, thy name is zissou80.