And here I was hoping for "The Cobbler does not deserve your hatred". Oh well.

I think the prevailing point was that it still matters whether the movie is actually good and/or entertaining. The majority of reviews I read couldn't seem to get past their being floored by the execution of the premise, when that's only part of what we would consider a "movie".

Hahaha, okay. Let's entertain this guy's delusions and say all that is true: so what? The acting and dialogue is still shit. They would be terrible even in that light.

Jesus, I don't want to be a filmaker. It's clearly difficult, as these movies illustrate. I just don't want to watch boring dogshit.

My favorite part about the prequels is they have something for everybody to hate. Obviously the huge Star Was fans would be bummed out over Midochlorians, Jar Jar and a Yoda that seemed to wander in from "Kung Fu Hustle", but they just fail on so many more levels. They're boring, the dialogue is laughable (even in a…

On what planet is Cartman not portrayed as the "bad guy"?

Congrats, Bill! You and Anakin Skywalker are the only geniuses to not be sure of the alignment of the ghoulish space tyrant who shoots lightning and laughs while murdering.