His robot switch is sometimes turned to "Rape".

Stand your groundskeeper!

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

I know it's Deadspin and no joke is off limits, and I'm OK with that, but I don't really have one to post here. This kind of stuff makes me terribly sad. I guess "maybe don't jump off buildings into harbors in the middle of the night" is a valuable lesson, but as far as reckless behavior goes, that seems pretty tame,…

Doing this in a public place is bad enough but bow hunting out of season compounds his problems...

Yeah, but so is "Hey! I fucked my mom!"

You're an idiot. Hate speech like this makes me sick. Oh, yeah, sure, the souls of every single person in this ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW are going to hell.

Sarafin: Guys, I need to tell you about something that's been weighing down on me for a while now.

Shit, it's the ice BUCKET challenge. My bad.

As horrifying as it is, the video should not be removed from video sites. It would be the opposite of the Rodney King effect.

To be fair, I've heard taking care of a toddler is a lot of work.

It's like a modern-day Leviticus

"In order to establish that the men must also play on non-grass surfaces, in 2022 we will have the men play on sun-hardened sand moistened only by the blood of dead Bangladeshis."

This just goes to show how misguided all of the stereotypes about Alabamans are. Just look at all that effort, the utter determination, all for the once yearly opportunity to watch someone write.

The best variation of this I ever witnessed was when I worked in Boston for an insurance company. Disgruntled policyholder came in and demanded to speak with the manager. In course of said "discussion" the guy cut off his wife, who was clearly pained by what her loser husband was doing. Our manager had been letting…

This is my 9 year old daughter's absolute favorite movie. Once we were visiting San Francisco and I mentioned we were going to visit Chinatown. She absolutely freaked out and didn't want to go. When I asked her why, she told me "I have green eyes. Lo Pan is gonna get me."

Don't get started on Komen. What a hack of an organization. How does an organization that includes "for the Cure" in its name get away with putting only 20% of its funds toward research.

It's irrelevant anyways, Komen exists to market with companies like the NFL.

If you're a decent human being, you likely agree with Keith Olbermann most of the time. Just because he's an incredibly narcissistic amazing asshole doesn't make him a wrong incredibly narcissistic amazing asshole.

KD's Personal Assistant: This is never gonna work.